I am a bad, bad person...
Because I am blogging from work. Not even from my phone, but from an actual computer. I'm rebelling against The Establishment quite brazenly, and it feels oh-so-invigorating, gentle readers!
It's been so long. I don't even really have anything to post. I don't even know what to post. I am merely brushing off the dust and cobwebs from my already enfeebled mind, and I'm itching to get back to writing here so bad, that I'm starting to feel great concern. About the itching. Whatever.
For now, entrance yourselves with Conan's excitement for upcoming pigskin of the collegiate variety whilst I run around the office, and yelling like Billy Bob in Varsity Blues:
"I'm back! Puke and rally!"
Don't ever say an unkind word about the thespian stylings of one Ron Lester, or you will get cut!
