Monday, December 18, 2006

Holidaze.

I know, I've stooped to trite, pun-like depths. Leave me be.

Bless me, Blogger, for I have sinned. It has been two full weeks since my last post.

I'm so damned beat lately. Christmas shopping, trying not to explode at work, weekends blowing by, and coming to the realization that I want to be back in the mental health profession yesterday will apparently do that to you.

I'm feeling really random this evening. My apologies in advance.


Darth Graduate layeth down the law: No Bike Parking.

I had to bring back the above classic from the "Star Whores" photoshoot, December, uh, '99? Shit. I need to sit down and think about that for a second.

Holy crap, that was back before Danhole had his hippie hair, and random 16 year olds in Buffy chatrooms would tell me that they wanted to eat him. Wait, was that revealing too much?


Danhole: described as "Yummy" by 45% of the readership of Tiger Beat, and 67% of the readership of Confessions of Lonely Househusbands.

Dear God, Christmas is a friggin' week from now. Have I done all my shopping? You bet your ass I haven't!

Sorry. It just seemed appropriate.

Now, I shall let your agony end and go to bed. Random, nonsensical posts make me sleepy.

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Thursday, September 28, 2006

So, what do you do...

When you're inexplicably roaming a Wal-Mart near York, PA, it's two in the morning on a Thursday/Friday/Saturday, and you've already stocked up on all the clearance item winter clothing and DVDs of The Golden Child you can find?


You take pictures of stuffed animals in sexually suggestive positions, apparently.

The above is a result of too much time, too much caffeine, and Grant's obsessive love of the term "daisy chain." It was taken during my vacay last winter to lovely Vineland and EHT, NJ, and York, PA. After a blizzard, of course (whatever... the tickets cost me about a hundred bucks, and we had a fucking blast).

The sad thing is, I think I actually have video of us doing this very thing somewhere...

Go about your daily.

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