I need TP for my Danhole.

So, today is Dan's birthday. He is currently in Orlando, hoarding as much quality steak as he can and taking in the Magic game on this auspicious day. Be sure to harrass him in some way, but whatever you do, don't say anything even remotely sounding like, "Dan, we need to talk..." 'cause that crazy-ass white boy will go off!

Happy Birthday, Danhole, and thanks for being one of the five regular visitors to this blog that isn't related to me!