"I told you, I barely have time to keep a journal, let alone breast feed an orphan!"

Ah, I tell you, I can't get enough of Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber these days. J.Co and I watched the first half hour of it during lunch today. If we hadn't, with the day I had today, I am quite sure my head would've exploded all over my paperwork. How in the hell would I bill for that?

Today is also the Patterson's birthday. I think his official age will heretofore be listed as "Methuselah" on his driver's license. Happy Birthday, Mark, and guess what? Dan will give you two and a half cents to jack an I35 off the lot and keep it in pristine condition by the time you get it to his place!