"You're driving me crazy. When are you coming home?"

According to an e-mail he sent me last night, Jimmy's answer to the above question is "sometime around March 8th." Unfortunately, that doesn't give me enough time to call off from work so I can take a few days to go with Mama Adkins on some crazy road trip to Texas. So, Jimmy, if you're reading this, get your happy ass back to the States, then get to Clearwater ASAP to get your truck so we can welcome you home properly. Capisci?

Goodness, I certainly hope I spelled that last word correctly. Heck, I should lay off the guy...after all, today is his birthday. (Psst: Happy Birthday, Jimmy!)