Before I go to bed...

You know that Intel Centrino commercial where the idea is that w/their technology, you have multimedia stuff more readily accessible (read: "in your lap"), and they use guest appearances by celebrities like Lucy Liu and Seal sitting in people's laps to get their point across?

Well, whether you know what the hell I'm talking about or not, one thing is certain: I'd give anything to be that dude who had Michael Owen in his lap. Damn it.


I want to grace your lap with me bum! Right!

That's it. I'm shutting this damn thing down.