"You have to take a salad!"
Sorry about that. I had a salad for dinner today, and all I could think of was Jay trying to figure out what Silent Bob was telling him ("You have to take a shit? You have to take a salad?"). I mean, who "takes" a salad, really?
Wait a minute; don't answer that.
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Just figured I should let you know that today, around 3:40 or so, I took a salad. And by that, I mean I threw up a salad I had for lunch. It's been coming up in gross little salad-spurts ever since. Funny that as I was in there the last time, I actually remembered THIS post and laughed through my bile-haze. Thanks, Smackadocious! You make sick GOOD!
(Tell me honestly now-- is it sad that I came on here just to tell you this? I can take the truth.)
Yet another thing I need to get on a shirt: "Thanks, Smackadocious! You make sick GOOD!"
No, it is not sad that you came here to tell me... your bodily function report was one of the lone bright spots in my day today. Please continue to notify me of future bile haze and salad spurts, as it cheers me to know that even in your regurgitation, you're still thinkin' of the old 'nanawhirled.
I know, I'm a sad, sad creature. But I do hope you're feeling better!
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