Gigolo Joe.

Ah, Joe, you ripe bastard, it's your birthday. And we're getting old. And you're probably not even going to this blog anymore, so I can say whatever the hell I want to. I can talk about all that embarrassing shit from back in the day. I can even make shit up.

But, I probably shouldn't, since most of that embarrassing stuff had to do with me. Come to think of it, most of that embarrassing stuff happened to me. Never mind, then.

Happy birthday to one of the best friends/brother-type creatures a little Asian girl with nothing but a pocket of moxie and a dream could ask for!

Love,
Me

p.s. Don't forget to eat your noodles, or else Perla will get pissed. And nothing's worse than an angry Filipino nurse. Well, almost nothing.