"Self-serving" means nothing when football season is upon us!

For those of you not into college football, please disregard this post. But come back soon, because I miss you already!

Now, there are three links that are wonderful for those of you who are into the Saturday Showdowns (and no, I'm not referring to Saturday Night's Main Event, so put your hand down, Danhole. And quit fidgeting!).

I'm not even going to call out the male friend of ours who professed he would have sex with the above pictured man. He knows (as we do) who he is. (And no, it's not Dan. So don't send me e-mails asking for his number, unless you're a chick who likes bisexual alt-rock, or you want to buy his house.)

Sure, these links are to blog entries made last July through December. But I don't give a shit. The hour is (almost) upon us for some quality pigskin, and I take no responsibility for the ridiculousness that will flow through my brain between now and January.

Oh, who am I kidding? I don't take responsibility for that shit at any given time. Oh, well. Moving on...

Every Day Should Be Saturday - just look at the top graphic. You'll feel right at home. You might even cry a little.

College Football As South Park - Oh yes, they did. And, of special note, is the entry for December 31, 2005 entitled, "The Germinator." (Somewhere near Bluffton, the Polish Prince is smiling, even though technically, it's not about him). However, before these guys did this...

The Simpsons Cavalcade of College Football - This gent did it beforehand, but using the folks in The Simpsons. The Anonymous Knife-Man and Danhole are sure to get a kick out of this one. However, even before this...

school spirit....m*&!*$@'s! - This kind sir started it all. For those of you not up to snuff on your rappers (which means almost all four of you I'm specifically directing this post to), just read the part about the Gators, and chuckle proudly that they were compared to Snoop Dogg. (At this point, allow me to point out that the author of this post compared the Gators to Snoop before those fucking Orbit commercials made him look like that much more of a sellout.) Add to that the fact that the picture of a Gator they chose to use to put up next to Snoop's was of the Canadian Cannon himself, and that just adds to the hilarity.

Surely, you didn't think we were going to get through this post comfortably, did you? Stupid.

Alright, here endeth the lesson. Go off and view these blogs. But before you go, just some more of the Cannon to get your week started off right:

Positive thought for the day: Like the man pictured above, at least we can all thank our lucky stars that we're all employed.