Happy Birthday, Michael Vartan!

So, does this make it the first Unofficial Pocket Vaughn/Poche de Michaux/Michael Vartan Day? 'Cause I don't see any lengli Photoshop Goodness (TM) around here. I mean, hell, even Bateman got a border and some stars, no?


It appears okay with Michael. Hey, we're okay if you're okay. So long as you continue giving us beautific profile shots.

And so long as you stay just French enough to not be a sissy la-la. Hell, we may even forgive you for Monster In-Law. (I can just imagine how awkward that first conversation with J.Lo must have been... did you have some sort of ex-lovers pissing contest?)


Apparently, someone fights "On the 6" Style when discussing failed past relationships. She will cut you. And she will cut you deep.

Anyway, happy birthday, Mr. Vartan. Here's hoping for a successful post-Alias film and television career, not to mention your personal endorsement for Pocket Vaughn items, hopefully available for retail sometime before Christmas 2010.


I can't come up with a caption for this. Must... lie... down... Anyone see a bed nearby?