Best. Quote. Ever.

Someone told me something that really whacked me upside the head and left me stunned. I had half a mind to whoop this person's lily white ass. But then, said person redeemed herself when she said the following about an upcoming family event:

"Man, I'm gonna show up with my new tits, and I'm gonna wear the lowest-cut dress I can find, and I'm gonna say, 'Look what your Pentecostal ass is missing!"

I kiss the ground she walks on. I truly do. Names have been withheld to protect... well, me.