A hint of cupcakes.

Wow. "Kentwood, Louisiana's Gift to the World" (per Matt Lauer, of course) has officially sprung off.

This, coming on the heels of a quite unholy self-discovery, is almost too much for me to bear.

One thing's for sure: that dirtbag husband of hers better get to being useful, and quick. And he needs a haircut!

Gah, just click here to view a related spectacle. Before you get all crazy, don't worry: it's not the birth, just something else. Dear Lord. I need to go have dinner. And be away.

Very, very away.