Incredible wisdom...

"There's about forty people standing around, and they're all waiting for lunch!" -- Jenna Jameson, on what it's like on the set of a porn film.

Speaking of porn and smarts, you should probably call the Jerminator and wish him a Happy Birthday! He gets old like the rest of us today!

This picture was taken right after Jeremy decided to call his beloved wife "A-Hole." The extreme grin was apparently designed to hide the sheer terror he silently harbored in anticipation of the shellacking he would receive once the rest of us left the house.

I don't know why, but now I want to watch Orgazmo.