"I'm going to paint your Porsche mint green so it looks like my van's baby!"

I actually caught Scrubs today. I never watch Scrubs, but I was typing, and it was on. I was actually amused.

I totally started this post off, planning to go into a lengthy discussion about something that happened to me today, but Levi had to get online and start some shit about never seeing The Godfather: Part II, which set me off totally. Then he had to go and refer to The Next Karate Kid as "Karate Kid Four," and my eyes are already bleeding. I've got to set this kid straight. Somebody bring me the ice bucket and rubber mallet!