"Wanted: Ass Bandit!"

"Hold up this caboose!" Margaret Cho kicks my ass up and down the street!

Right now, I want to punch LoLo in the ass for sunning herself in the Bahamas while I sit here, concussed. Never thought I'd see the day when I'd have to bring a friggin' helmet to work. Cripes.

Ay, too much thinking. Going to bed.