"I love my sister... She's the best!"

Happy Birthday to young Erin, who turns younger than me today! She's busy trying to become a doctor and whatnot, so she has tunneled herself away in some medically-related hole for some time now, with little more than her enormous cranium and some soy cheese to keep her company.

Erin, I love you, and don't forget the advice I gave you before you began this medicinal endeavor:

"Hey, jackhole, don't forget: Don't become an asshole when you get to med school, like the rest of 'em!"

Well, maybe I put it more delicately than that.

I am now going to go do my laundry with some detergent named after a song by Nelson. Later!