So, Katie...

I heard that you were dating Tom Cruise. You have a whole actual teenager's worth of age between you, since he's 42 and you're not (I mean, 26). And you just broke up with Chris (was it the whole DWI thing? Because, I can understand if you don't want to be in one of those 12-Step relationships and whatnot).


Uh, eww.

Wow. I really wonder how this happened. And when I told Lori, I had to move to the side to avoid any potential flying vomit. But if you're happy, I guess I am. Just don't get any navy blue pants and white short-sleeved blouses yet. And maybe hold off on reading any L. Ron Hubbard for a bit. You know, save it for if you guys get real serious.