I like to call this one "Love on Shore Leave."

And really, can you blame her? There's nothing wrong with showing our men and women in the Armed Forces your support without sharing bodily fluids! (Am I really even typing this?)

I just re-watched Tuesday night's episode of Last Call with Carson Daly. Why, you ask? Well, because it was a reunion between Love and Carson, which I knew would be Awkward City; but upon the first viewing, it seemed as though Carson was acting particularly snarky and bitter. So, in the spirit of the Holiday Season (insert "Rocker Quotes" here), I decided I would give it another view to see if I wasn't just reading too much into things, as I am certainly, as you know, very pro-J. Love.

Nope. Carson is still a massive tool. The lifelong boycott (temporarily lifted for this trainwreck of an interview) continues. Ask me about it sometime, but be prepared to hear at least a six minute tirade.

I'm going to go watch that Tebow special from The Deuce whilst playing "Rock the Roll" in the background to get rid of this horrible experience.

Don't you worry, though, Love. I'm sure that the Boys have got your back.

"You guys believe that crap he tried to pull? Let's go kick his ass! Remember, he's the one who looks like Brock Berlin, but more retarded."


"You know what? You're right. Carson can suck a fat one. I'm so glad I dumped him before a national radio audience!"

Man, I'm losing it. The Deuce, with soundtrack by J.Love, shall now commence. Oh, how I love technology!