Nootch!

Yes, I may be getting a tad excited about Clerks II coming out in a little more than a week. I just saw some pictures from the premiere and all the old favorites showed, of course, including the cast and crew of the film. I saw Eliza attended, as well. It always warms the cockles of my heart to see her anywhere (or does it warm the Dushkockles of my heart? Only your bartender knows for sure).


No, this is not an image from the Clerks II premiere. I just enjoy a good picture of Eliza, and any picture where Jason Priestley looks like Black Bart. The semi-porn star 'stache earns extra amusement points. On Jason, of course. Don't ever make a joke about Eliza like that again!

Moving on...

There are some people I just enjoy looking at. Two of these people are brothers Andy and Bruce Irons, professional surfers:


Of course, they look like a couple of frat boys holding, uh, math awards(?!) here, but that's beside the point.

Anyway, upon my web travels today, I came upon a picture of Andy, the elder Irons, with a PSA-type banner above it.

Is he brushing his teeth, or something? And he looks really tired, too. I don't get it.

I have no idea why this picture almost made me piss myself. Any ideas?